Seriously.. I cannot make this stuff up! I got a message today from a guy who sent me his form letter. I looked at his profile, and what I found has literally made my day. (My absolute favorite part is underlined.)
“What I am doing with my life:
I run my own bussiness out of my home for the time being doing freelance work for privately owned companys online i make a pretty good liveing at it as of lately. and i can’t wait for my bussiness to pick up so i can buy a car, i know it may sound a bit sleezey but i want too buy a VAN so i can go camping in it when i’m tired of staying at home eather a van or a RV so i can also take my bussiness on the road.
The first things people usually notice about me:
my since of humar and my half balding head kidding my since of humar not really bout my balding head, to much stress did it too me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:
The Dictionary”
Oddly enough, he managed to spell dictionary right.. I guess that’s a start? Maaaybe he hasn’t finished reading it yet..
Soon2BeCatLady 
Sheesh, I hope he isn’t in a freelance role that he must use words.
I’ve seen women’s profiles that badly written and they claim to be working toward a Doctorate. Either they are lying about their education level (why on earth would you want to do that anyway?) or the universities they attend think that communication standards are just a bit passé.
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I have heard from so many like him. I notice that our school system is obviously failing at the elementary level. Such an amazing thing that there are more than one of these “special” individuals!
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