Someone Forgot His Asshole Medication

6 Jul

On a whim last night, since I was going to the bar with some friends anyway-  I threw out an OKCupid local broadcast in case anyone wanted to join my table.  I normally wouldn’t suggest that feature, because it seems like an easy way to get abducted.. but, since I was among friends (a few of which were big strong men..) I decided to go for it.  I think more people should utilize OKCupid/POF etc for new friends – you might just meet the love of your life through a new friend.

So, to have the following make sense – I also need to tell you that last night, my profile my picture was me, holding wads of $100 bills.  (That’s just how I roll..)

“With all that money you can buy the drinks at [the bar] :)”

(I should also mention that this guy’s username indicates that he thinks he is the funniest man alive.)

“Right? Too bad its gone.”

“Spent it all on drugs didn’t you? Tsk tsk”    (Hi-larious.. ?)

“No.. I steal my drugs.. I spent it on responsible things.”

What came next came as a surprise to me:

“You should have spent it on a new hairdo.”

That’s… interesting, I guess.   Not knowing this guy – I didn’t know if I should have taken this offensively, or if this was just him being the funniest man alive.

“Oh, is that right?”  

After twenty minutes of no response to that, I sent another message:

“So.. are you coming or not?”    (I wanted to be prepared if I was going to be meeting this dickhead in person.)

“Sure am, i never turn down free drinks and getting hammered :)”

“Oh, are you bringing your mom?”   (Haha.. because I certainly wasn’t buying him a drink.. and I am the funniest WOMAN alive.)

“Sure am, that way I’m guaranteed to leave with a girl”

“Good plan, bro.​”

Shock of the century:  He did NOT show up at the bar..   So, what was the point of that conversation?   Guys online dating who’s objective is to just be an asshole are really ruining for people actually trying to make it work.

3 Responses to “Someone Forgot His Asshole Medication”

  1. sofreespirit80 July 6, 2013 at 5:22 pm #

    I wholeheartedly agree that assholes are making it hard for the people who just want to meet someone decent and get off the site. I believe the influx of newbies is also a factor as they are following a trend but also don’t take it seriously. Just makes more work/weeding for the rest of us!


  2. mugs11 July 6, 2013 at 7:11 pm #

    that local broadcast feature freaks me out


  3. Perpetual Prude July 6, 2013 at 11:06 pm #

    Lame. I got a message from a guy on OK yesterday telling me that based on me answered, I seemed really boring. He proceeded to tell me he’d never date me. WTF? That site is weird.


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