*Bangs Head Against Wall*

5 Aug

Here is the cliff notes version of this dude’s form letter:  “Dear Pretty Girl on the Internet,  If you like what you see, hit me up.”

“Hi, I saw your profile and realize that you seem interesting. I know what you put in your profile description does not tell me everything about you since its overwhelmingly far too much to write. However, it gave me enough to send you this message..right?? lol..Enough to be curious in knowing more about who you are. Thus, I was hoping to get to know you better and go from there so we can see what nature have in store for us I know this site is weird and/or awkward because several strangers are sending you messages and you might be hesitant to respond. So I would not take it personal if you decide to ignore this message, but if you would like to stay in touch and you feel we might hit it off feel free to respond to this.

Thank you for taking the time to read this long message (I tend to talk a lot btw), and thank you for putting yourself out there on a site like this. It takes courage for people to do this because you don’t know who is reading your profile and there actual intent behind it. Even myself is a little freaked out by putting up a page on here, but if you don’t risk anything in life your chances of getting what you want will be reduced by ALOOT! lool

Thanks again and enjoy 🙂 !!!! “

If you are going to stoop to the low level of form letters, at least make sure it’s grammatically correct.   (Although, I still strongly encourage making it at least a little personalized.)

2 Responses to “*Bangs Head Against Wall*”

  1. Chin Up, Chest High! August 5, 2013 at 8:23 am #

    Wow, what a long way to say nothing. I’d rather have received a one word email than this endless waffle.


  2. PopePhilly (@PopePhilly) August 5, 2013 at 3:39 pm #

    It always amazes me that people will admit that a profile is too much to read. If someone truly feels overwhelmed by a mere dating profile, then he and I will most definitely not get along.

    However, this guy takes the cake by admitting your profile was too long for him, yet he knows his own message was quite lengthy.


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