Junk Mail.

20 Aug

Just when I think nothing more can surprise me when it comes to online dating.. I get a first online dating message such as this:


What’s classier than sending a dick pic?  Sending an emoticon dick pic, of course!  And let me tell you, my friends, am I uber impressed.

Luckily for him (and you..) I was feeling a little feisty, and although a message like this would normally be ignored.. I couldn’t resist the fun that could be had:

“Interesting.. Let’s be real here, though..  You don’t want to be misleading:  8==D~~”

I really want to know what he thought I would respond to his massive dick.. but, even at that moment, I was calling my response a win.

“Yeah I know its only 3 instead of 6 :/”

“We will make a great pair then since I only have a two inch vagina.”  (Many thanks to @DatingMary for this one.. making the score CatLady – 2,  Moron – 0.)

“Lol that’s a good one”

…and that was it…  Crickets ever since.  Granted, I am okay with not meeting this fine specimen in person, or even talking further… but what was the point of all that?  Can someone please explain to me how the male mind works?!



7 Responses to “Junk Mail.”

  1. s4m4nth4x August 20, 2013 at 1:52 am #

    I think that the male mind worked a little like this… “shit. she’s funnier than I am. ABORT ABORT ABORT!”


  2. Imperious Phantomas (@ThePinkPhantom) August 20, 2013 at 2:28 am #

    Mmm, girl have brains, girl not falling for charms, me confused.


  3. tomato fan August 20, 2013 at 3:59 am #

    Likely “I’m bored let me see what interesting things I can get off the internet.” And you solved his boredom so he went on to find a cure for cancer.


  4. Chin Up, Chest High! August 20, 2013 at 8:29 am #

    My concern would be whether he does this in real life. If he sees a girl in the street would he just walk up to her and whip it out? Is that what passes for a chat up line where he comes from?


  5. atrandom37 August 27, 2013 at 1:11 am #



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