Someone Seems Indecisive on Cats.

This “You Should Message Me If..”  made me laugh..   and also worries me slightly:

“…you don’t have a pic of your cat on your profile and it’s referred to as your “baby”. Cats are creepy, regardless of the type of sweater you dress them in. FYI, your cat actually hates you. It only barely likes you because you feed it and clean its poop box. The only exception is if you have a cat that sniffs out bombs at the airport, cancer in a hospital or survivors of a building collapse. If your cat helps the blind and disabled, then that’s ok too and please feel free to message me. Especially if you have one of those super rare herding cats. There’s nothing like watching a cat work a herd of cattle.”

I wonder how he really feels..