“Hey how’s it going? Saw your profile and wanted to say hello and see if you felt like chatting at all. If you want to feel free to message me back! Also if you don’t mind me asking but what’s the most private thing you’ve done. I mean that sexually. I only want to know because I am an extremely kinky person.”
“How very kind of you to grant me permission to respond to you if I so desired! You should be given a medal for your chivalry! — If I shared with you the most private thing I have done sexually, I am afraid it wouldn’t be private anymore, and I just can’t have that. But, I must comment on the rarity of your type. A 22 year old male who considers himself kinky?! Unheard of!”
“Thanks. Well I’m extremely kinky.”
And perhaps extremely stupid, as well, as he proceeded to ask if I would do things to him with a strap-on. (I’ll be the first to admit I’m probably not the kinkiest person on the planet… but.. is that really an “extremely kinky” request? I mean, I’ve definitely had weirder requests.)
But, seriously, you guys.. I HAVE FOUND THE ONLY KINKY 22 YEAR OLD MALE ALIVE! Do I get a prize?
Soon2BeCatLady 
Wow! That’s a little ‘too much information’! Just why? Why? Why would you say that to a woman/stranger?!
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Yeah, I’ve *never* met a 22-year-old male who thought he was kinktastic. /sarcasm.
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