Your Mom

15 Sep

A good rule of thumb when it comes to online dating is:  Never send a message that you wouldn’t be comfortable showing your mother.

“hey whats up? do you want to have bareback sex with me?”

Oh gee, can I!?  I should be used to stupid messages by now, but it still floors me that a good chunk of people on the internet find this behavior acceptable.  Don’t they have parents?

“What would your mother think of the message you sent me?”

“never thought about it”

“Go ask her.”

“thatd be awkward”

He never did report back.  I can only hope his mother talked some sense into him.


7 Responses to “Your Mom”

  1. dcjaime September 15, 2014 at 2:12 pm #

    Wow, some of these people are just disturbing. People are so much more over the top and bold behind a keyboard or phone than they are in person!


  2. zebrawoman September 15, 2014 at 3:52 pm #

    LMAO So funny!!


  3. Jay Stevens September 16, 2014 at 7:25 am #

    LOL!!! I actually own a website called which is full of these kinds of conversations, and I can confirm that us men will say pretty much anything and everything if we think it can help us get laid. I’m not sure it is as contemptible as you make it out to be though. Rather, I think it’s funny.


  4. Joe September 18, 2014 at 3:52 pm #

    Poor guy…it must have been tough being raised by wolves. 😆


  5. Ritter Standley September 22, 2014 at 11:59 am #

    Another golden example of shameless guy trying to hook up when they didn’t realize that they are just making a fool out of themselves. Great post, very funny!


  6. girlseule September 25, 2014 at 12:41 pm #

    Good come back. I am always careful about what I text, people show other people that shit!


  7. Anna October 14, 2014 at 12:58 pm #

    I just had this exact thought the other day – I almost thought about adding to my “you should message me if” — You would let your mother read our messages hahahawtfokc


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