Some guys first message girls with “Hey, how are you?” “Hi.” “You’re pretty.”
Some guys do a cheesy pick-up line.
Others write their entire life story – as you have seen posted here several times before.
While not much surprises me anymore, I was surprised to find the following first message (or “pick-up message”) in my fan mailbox on the meat market:
“So Three Tampons are walking down the street hoy many of them wave?”
Was I seriously just “picked-up” with a tampon joke?
Soon2BeCatLady 
Even better a *misspelled* tampon joke! Did he at least send the punch line?
(Fun fact: I had to look up misspelled to check the spelling.)
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At least he had an original approach, you have to give him that.
Why would you not at least get the punch line?
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I did. Well, I looked it up and he told me anyway.
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