“Hey I was thinking of robbing a bank tonight and I need a getaway driver. The plan is to rob the bank, flee the cops, go to the lake, drive the car off a parking garage into the lake, and fake our own deaths. Are you in?
P.S. Don’t worry we will have SCUBA tanks in the trunk. Also you might want to bring some snacks as we will probably get hungry. Just don’t bring any egg salad sandwiches because they smell like farts…so gross!”
Yeah… I actually received this message… I really don’t know what to think of it.. I mean, I think I kinda get it.. but at the same time, I really don’t.
It’s unique – I’ll give him that..
I’m.. just at a loss for words.. What is someone supposed to respond to this? I mean, obviously he is joking about robbing a bank. (Or at least I hope he is, this “plan” is really flawed.) But.. the whole bring snacks but not sandwiches that smell like farts?
I will never understand men..
Soon2BeCatLady 
Call his bluff. There are no parking garages next to lakes.
As for the sandwiches, clearly if he farts, he wants you to know it’s his smell and not the food that is about to reverse the flow of your digestive tract.
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