Wait.. what?

15 Mar

Although it is uncommon for me to respond to one word messages such as “Hey”,  I decided to last night with a very simple “Sup?”    Maybe you all can tell me what went wrong from there- because I have no idea.

“What’s good with you?”

“Everything!”

“Yea. Whatever!”

“Alright then- nothing is good with me..  What do you want from me!?”  

I mean, seriously?..

“Nothing any more. Peace to ya!”

“I apologize that everything going good somehow offended you.. Have a good one.”

“You seemed snobby. Well because of the short answer. And I’m just sick of all the chicks on here thinking they are to good for everyone. I’m sorry if you was not being stuck up.”

I seemed snobby!?  Are you kidding me?

“Hmm – I am not sure how you can detect snobby from words on a screen (without the necessary sarcasm font) — but legit everything is good.”

“I’m sorry. I know I’m a prick! Your a gorgeous woman and I screwed that up, already! Lol! Well I wish you the best of luck hun.”

The user has since deleted his profile.

…What just happened?

3 Responses to “Wait.. what?”

  1. columbuscynic March 15, 2012 at 12:50 am #

    He experienced a moment where the crushing weight of reality settled in on him? In one fell swoop, with just of a few keystrokes, his foolish over-reaction was reflected upon him and he glimpsed, just for one life-changing moment, that he was at a crossroads – one path destined to petty moodiness via a transparent internet facade, and the other full of unicorns, cotton candy, and unlimited line of credit at Waffle House.

    Or…

    He lost his ISP… to the Twilight Zone…

    Like

    • Soon2BeCatLady March 15, 2012 at 2:33 am #

      I did half wonder if this was the internet version of “nearly dying with embarrassment.” But.. honestly – not the biggest of deals.

      Like

  2. PostModernSingle March 15, 2012 at 2:31 am #

    Gotta love the expectation of a thoughtful reply to a generic question. You snob! lol

    What happened is a reminder of why not to respond to “Hey” or its equivalents.

    Like

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