How Did He Know?!

26 Mar

I just love when guys online practically read my mind:

“hey want to suck my dick and get some papa johns?”

Do these guys just wake up thinking to themselves, “I bet a complete stranger will totally blow me today!”?    Is this not absurd?     Now,  if my profile suggested I was good at such a thing,  I would expect no less..  but,  people really shouldn’t be soliciting this (or sex, for that matter..) from someone who doesn’t specifically say that is what they are looking for.

Luckily there is a venue for guys to say such things, because if someone approached me in real life and said this exact same thing – he may have gotten a drink in the face.. or better yet, a kick to the crotch.    (My bark is much worse than my bite –  I say these things, but I’d actually probably just laugh if this happened for real.)

Oh boys..

5 Responses to “How Did He Know?!”

  1. G Hindman (@ThePinkPhantom) March 26, 2012 at 1:11 am #

    Can’t, ask, for, blow, job, on, dating, site. Got it! I’ll pass it on at the next meeting. #TheMoreYouKnow (NBC please don’t sue.)


  2. M March 26, 2012 at 2:09 am #

    I think a good reply back would be to ask for better pizza.


  3. #31 March 27, 2012 at 4:57 pm #

    I agree with M. Shoot for Pizza Luce.


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