I just love when guys online practically read my mind:
“hey want to suck my dick and get some papa johns?”
Do these guys just wake up thinking to themselves, “I bet a complete stranger will totally blow me today!”? Is this not absurd? Now, if my profile suggested I was good at such a thing, I would expect no less.. but, people really shouldn’t be soliciting this (or sex, for that matter..) from someone who doesn’t specifically say that is what they are looking for.
Luckily there is a venue for guys to say such things, because if someone approached me in real life and said this exact same thing – he may have gotten a drink in the face.. or better yet, a kick to the crotch. (My bark is much worse than my bite – I say these things, but I’d actually probably just laugh if this happened for real.)
Oh boys..
Soon2BeCatLady 
Can’t, ask, for, blow, job, on, dating, site. Got it! I’ll pass it on at the next meeting. #TheMoreYouKnow (NBC please don’t sue.)
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HAHAHA!
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I think a good reply back would be to ask for better pizza.
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Right?
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I agree with M. Shoot for Pizza Luce.
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