Poetry

3 Apr

“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets cut to the chase
When can I fuck you?”

Never.    The answer is never.

 

P.S.   My friend @s4m4nth4x posted an awesome blog today about people with shady profiles.   Read it!  http://www.s4m4nth4x.com/2012/04/i-see-your-true-colors.html?spref=tw

 

7 Responses to “Poetry”

  1. s4m4nth4x's avatar
    s4m4nth4x April 3, 2012 at 2:30 am #

    Ok, the answer is never, but he totally gets points for creativity.

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    • Soon2BeCatLady's avatar
      Soon2BeCatLady April 3, 2012 at 2:31 am #

      Roses are Red is never clever.

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      • s4m4nth4x's avatar
        s4m4nth4x April 3, 2012 at 2:42 am #

        Hahaha! Also, thanks for the shout-out 🙂

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  2. nicofdarcyshire's avatar
    nicofdarcyshire April 3, 2012 at 10:54 am #

    Ah, man, he’s stealing all my best lines…

    Ha… Keats he is not…

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  3. livinginfairyland's avatar
    livinginfairyland April 3, 2012 at 11:38 pm #

    What would we bloggers do without online dating, it’s such a treasure trove! You know, nobody ever says that to me, maybe that’s kind of sad!

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    kellig April 4, 2012 at 9:03 pm #

    Ah, Christ!! I laughed so hard a little piece of triscuit with Tina on it came flying out my nose …

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      kellig April 4, 2012 at 9:04 pm #

      Uh, … With tuna on it…lol.

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