Pulled from the reported messages folder – this one is pretty good:
“Hello
I’m guessing my previous message got lost in the sea of “hey, how are you?” or “you’re so beautiful!!!” messages, so to make things easier, I decided to write up a quick copy-paste response for you so that we may get over this hump and continue on our exchange of witty banter. Just select which ever applies and I’ll respond accordingly.
1. Hey [username]! I’m sorry, I’ve just been extremely busy. I’m glad you wrote me back and I can’t wait to start talking to you… and you’re very cute.
2. Hey Hey Hey [username]! I’m sorry, my cat accidentally bit my monitor cable, and by the time I got a new one, your message must have slipped into the abyss, and I had no idea that you messaged me… and you’re very sexy.
3. Hey Hey Hey [username]!!I’m sorry, it’s just that I couldn’t believe such an amazing gentleman exists, and I’m convinced you’re just a robot sitting behind a monitor sending all these random messages out to women… and you’re very sexy.
4. I don’t find any of this funny. I take myself way too seriously and think you’re out of your mind… but you’re very sexy.
I look forward to hearing from you again. “
Not a bad overall message, it definitely shows his humor. I totally would have chosen one, maybe altered it a little, and responded. I am curious to see what his response would have been.
Oh well.
Soon2BeCatLady 
I like that. I like that a lot…
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Careful though!!
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It’s not really my style… Well, I say that – each person gets a different approach vector in relation to who they are… and how drunk I am…
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i think that is pretty individual. why can’t you respond?
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It was a reported message to be moderated.
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You’re so funny!
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Well, thank you. 🙂
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