“Hey u gorgeous, I see u do keep checking my profile, which leads me to that u r in love with me, rn’t u?”
I find this message extremely humorous, because it is a total scam to get girls to respond to him. I found this message on a profile that I made a long time ago, that I list myself as living about 8 hours away. I certainly have never looked at his profile.. but, he knows that. That’s how he gets girls to respond to him.
Could you just imagine, “OMG, I have NEVER checked out your profile, YOU FREAK!” ???
Soon2BeCatLady 
Oh no no no…you respond with a detailed list of all of the things you have decided that you love about his profile. And go on to tell him of the plans you have made for the two of you, year by year, until you are retired. Then you sign off by saying you need to go light a new candle at the altar with his picture in it.
By the way-can I say that with the exception of an “LOL”, I have NEVER responded to a message or IM with text-ese sent to me? Literally makes my skin crawl. If you are over the age of 12, write out the damn words, would you please????
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Well.. I didn’t respond to this guy.. maybe I should turn on the “batshit crazy” and later have an update to the post.. Hmm..
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