Respectable and Courteous

10 Jul

So, apparently the meat market is just full of women who are married with children.. although I doubt that..

“At least you’re not married and have kids like the other girls on here”

“I guess that’s a perk.”

I mean, come on – what was I supposed to say to that?

“What’s your phone number ?”

Woah, buddy.   I didn’t answer that, because even though I have a Google Voice number that protects me from all evil,  I need a bit more to work with before I am comfortable handing out my digits.

After a few days of not getting my phone number, he tried a new tactic:

“You are cute’er than the average girl here .. anyone nailing you ?”

Is anyone nailing me?!   Wow, that’s just classy.

“I like to think I am bit more respectable than that.”

“Im respectful and courteous .. do you want to hang out ?”

He is respectful and courteous?   Didn’t he just ask me if I was being nailed?  Bet you can’t guess my answer!

“No, thanks.”

One Response to “Respectable and Courteous”

  1. dramafreepaul July 10, 2012 at 8:08 pm #

    You seem like a cool gal. I know you get all these weirdo messages. Do you get nice ones as well? Have you met any cool people off any of the sites?

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