So, apparently the meat market is just full of women who are married with children.. although I doubt that..
“At least you’re not married and have kids like the other girls on here”
“I guess that’s a perk.”
I mean, come on – what was I supposed to say to that?
“What’s your phone number ?”
Woah, buddy. I didn’t answer that, because even though I have a Google Voice number that protects me from all evil, I need a bit more to work with before I am comfortable handing out my digits.
After a few days of not getting my phone number, he tried a new tactic:
“You are cute’er than the average girl here .. anyone nailing you ?”
Is anyone nailing me?! Wow, that’s just classy.
“I like to think I am bit more respectable than that.”
“Im respectful and courteous .. do you want to hang out ?”
He is respectful and courteous? Didn’t he just ask me if I was being nailed? Bet you can’t guess my answer!
“No, thanks.”
Soon2BeCatLady 
You seem like a cool gal. I know you get all these weirdo messages. Do you get nice ones as well? Have you met any cool people off any of the sites?
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