You Want to What?

9 Jul

“I want to dowse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.”

Is this another pop culture reference that I am totally missing?   All of my avocados are well behaved.. so I guess I just don’t get it.  (But then again,  I can be horribly naive.. so again, if I am missing something.. by ALL means..)

Guess what, everyone!  I’m on Facebook now.  Let’s be friends!

7 Responses to “You Want to What?”

  1. Single MAM July 9, 2012 at 5:42 am #

    What site are all of these want to be comedians on?
    I would expect these types of notes on an AFF like site where the real expectation is no strings action. I would not expect that to be on a site like POF.
    Either way, I am ashamed for them. Terrible lines….

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  2. butimbeautiful July 10, 2012 at 11:08 am #

    MORE vegetable abuse! Where will it all end!

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    • ivona_humpalot July 31, 2012 at 2:10 pm #

      Actually avocado’s are a fruit.

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