“I want to dowse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.”
Is this another pop culture reference that I am totally missing? All of my avocados are well behaved.. so I guess I just don’t get it. (But then again, I can be horribly naive.. so again, if I am missing something.. by ALL means..)
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What site are all of these want to be comedians on?
I would expect these types of notes on an AFF like site where the real expectation is no strings action. I would not expect that to be on a site like POF.
Either way, I am ashamed for them. Terrible lines….
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Hahahahaha is it bad I find this hilarious!
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MORE vegetable abuse! Where will it all end!
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Actually avocado’s are a fruit.
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