Adoption?

I guess I have never looked into adoption before, but I have a feeling it’s a bit more complex than what this guy realizes.  I guess on the plus side:  I’m adorable?

“You’re adorable. I’m adopting you as my little sister so we can drink kool-aid and climb trees. Afterwards we can star in a commercial about how awesome adoption is and you can give a really sad face to the camera but then I come around the corner with a pitcher of kool-aid and your smile turns into a party.”

Oh so very random.   I am pretty sure I didn’t join OKCupid, PlentyOfFish or any other dating website gain an adopted older brother.. especially since I am in what most people consider my late twenties.  Besides, I already have a brother.. I certainly don’t need another one.

Adopt me as your girlfriend, change kool-aid to alcohol and climbing trees to almost anything else,  and I’d probably be willing to close the deal..  Even with the commercial.