16 Jul

I guess I have never looked into adoption before, but I have a feeling it’s a bit more complex than what this guy realizes.  I guess on the plus side:  I’m adorable?

“You’re adorable. I’m adopting you as my little sister so we can drink kool-aid and climb trees. Afterwards we can star in a commercial about how awesome adoption is and you can give a really sad face to the camera but then I come around the corner with a pitcher of kool-aid and your smile turns into a party.”

Oh so very random.   I am pretty sure I didn’t join OKCupid, PlentyOfFish or any other dating website gain an adopted older brother.. especially since I am in what most people consider my late twenties.  Besides, I already have a brother.. I certainly don’t need another one.

Adopt me as your girlfriend, change kool-aid to alcohol and climbing trees to almost anything else,  and I’d probably be willing to close the deal..  Even with the commercial.

3 Responses to “Adoption?”

  1. Manda July 16, 2012 at 12:43 am #

    Hahaha, adopt you as his little sister? Not quite what I’d expect on a dating site, either. Thanks for sharing and giving me a laugh!


  2. kellig July 16, 2012 at 4:12 am #

    Tha last paragraph is a hoot!



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