Velvet here..
“Um,.. hi, My name is Mark and set up this profile thingey never to meet anyone unless they were bhave as hell and it was designed for diasster with any normal dickweed delinquent like yourself. According to our judges yuo have won the Marko LOTTO!!!”
I love that he can spell delinquent, but disaster is another story… but, is he really calling me a “normal dickweed delinquent?” That sentence doesn’t really make any sense.
Lucky lucky lucky me!
The entire thing makes zero sense. Freak.
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