Can’t Measure Up

“I’ll venture to say you have received 923 messages that go:

“Hi, my name is Bernard. 🙂 I’m 42, five times divorced, and live in a trailer park. My ideal first date would be you buying me ice cream, and taking you back to my place and snuggling in the girth of my body.”

Well, I hate to disappoint you, but I just can’t possibly measure up to those guys.”

I get what he’s trying to do, but at the same time.. He’s right, he doesn’t measure up.. He sent a form letter.   Form letters are dumb, not to mention 42 years old is out of my comfort for age in a potential romance.

This message would be okay if it had something added at the end that made it seem like he didn’t send it to every woman he saw on the http://www.. the “personalized form letter” if you will..

Sigh… some people will never learn.