Excuse me.. What?
“Your question section has me masturbating rite now”
First of all, don’t tell a girl this. Ever. Or – at least until you are dating her and you know if she’s okay with that information. Strangers on the internet?? Not needed information.
Second of all, WHAT?! I would maybe understand a bit more had he have been “choking the chicken” to some photos… but to my multiple choice answers on OKCupid? Now that’s just a little weird. Well, maybe not.. I am fascinating. <– Sarcasm, for the record.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Don’t you mean sargasm for the record?
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Hahaha.. YES
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