Some people looking for love online are looking for people to date, or for something casual. Some are looking for someone with an awesome personality. Some are looking for their soul mate… And others are online dating to find something else- and feel the need to only ask the most important question on every man’s mind:
“Hey! I read your profile. Do you like giving roadhead? ?”
You, too, could win yourself a beautiful girlfriend – all by just making someone online you find attractive feel like a piece of meat. — Do you think not getting road head is his only deal breaker?
Please don’t tell me it’s time for all the boys to start howling at the moon, again..
Soon2BeCatLady 
i blame it all on online porn and WT’s reproducing at an astonishing rate. nobody taught them any better.
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I had to read this twice to realise he was not talking about getting a *roadmap* for the relationship (which I guess is also a bit premature for an opening question…).
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I don’t know why, but when I get messages like that, I always re-read my profile to make sure I didn’t somehow give that person any indication that I would like whatever sick and/or vulgar thing they asked me about. Like I could somehow ACCIDENTALLY put in my profile that my hot wet c*nt needs f*cking without realizing it.
Argh…
So-CatLady…did you accidentally put something about giving awesome road head in your profile???
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That would be a “no”.
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Here are two responses you could have sent to that email:
I don’t give roadhead on the count of I have a gag reflex. But you can give me roral.
I don’t do that anymore because one time I was doing it and the guy had to slam on the brakes and by accident I bit off his thing. It’s kind of a bad memory thing.
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Do these morons ever get any? Although, that’s added another word to my vocab!
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