Someday…. SOMEDAY.. I would like to be a fly in the brain of someone who writes a message like this:
“I might let you lick my butthole if you ask nicely”
….Really? REALLY?!?!
Rule of thumb: If you’d be uncomfortable showing your first online dating message to your mother, you probably shouldn’t send it. Scratch probably… You shouldn’t send it.
My goodness, I hope most self-respecting individuals would need a bit more than an online dating profile and one message to be open to even the discussion of butt hole licking.
I need to go shower… right now. ::shudders::
That message stinks like sh!t! His needs his mouth washed out with soap!
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