“Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I am going to need your name and number (for insurance purposes, of course!)”
1) Cheesy.
2) Without digging further than this message, I am going to go out on a limb and say this gentlemen didn’t join the computer era until the floppy disk was old news.
3) Oh my GOD, he passed third grade!! Way to go on the commas, buddy!!
I’m going to cut this short – I’ve got a podcast to be a part of.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Gotta be honest. I love a little nerd humor. This would have been enough for me to browse his profile, and if I liked what I saw, reply to his message.
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Cheesy nevertheless.. I didn’t get the message… I would have needed more info to determine if I would respond.
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Catlady? Howard Wolowitz sent you an email.
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Haha!!
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I think a little Velveeta is nice. And if the profile had some content and not just a few more layers of cheese, I would respond to that message. But I also respond to “Hi how are you” if the profile is good.
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Oh, and commas and such are practically panty-droppers for me. Just sayin…
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