Anatomy Lessons with @Soon2BeCatLady

19 Dec

I can’t believe I have to do this..

“HEY IMMA SAY THAT IF UR VAGINA WAS IN MY MOUTH U WLD LOVE ME FOREVER! (IM BEIN A DICK CUZ BEIN NICE HASN’T GOTTIN ME ANYWHERE). 🙂 ​”

First of all…. Dawg…  Online dating is NOT the place for ebonics.  Fo’ shizzle.  Not that there is a ton of it… but “Imma”… Really?  I weep for the future.

Secondly, and probably most importantly..  I’m pretty sure you can’t put a vagina in your mouth..  because really, it’s internal.  There’s a lot of other crazy names for the stuff that is external, that I am not going to get into, because I am not your fucking health teacher.

And – no… girls will not love you forever for that..  What you are referring to is easy to come by.  (no pun intended.. just a funny coincidence.)

5 Responses to “Anatomy Lessons with @Soon2BeCatLady”

  1. M December 19, 2012 at 2:55 am #

    ” I’m pretty sure you can’t put a vagina in your mouth.. ”

    Have you never seen Predator?

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    • kellig December 19, 2012 at 7:44 am #

      true.

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  2. kellig December 19, 2012 at 7:47 am #

    i’ve read this three times now, and headed for the “delete” button three times now, but just can’t do it. the whole “Dawg … fo’ shizzle… i weep for the future…” part slays me. every time. thanks for the humor. it was desperately needed today.

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    • Soon2BeCatLady December 19, 2012 at 12:21 pm #

      Aww.. glad to hear it. I had WAY more to say, but my unintentional “That’s What She Said” at the end stopped me dead in my tracks and laughing hysterically that I just couldn’t do it anymore. =)

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  3. Rebekka2015 (@RphotographyTLC) September 22, 2013 at 8:36 pm #

    this is too funny! “I weep for the future” – the best

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