I can’t believe I have to do this..
“HEY IMMA SAY THAT IF UR VAGINA WAS IN MY MOUTH U WLD LOVE ME FOREVER! (IM BEIN A DICK CUZ BEIN NICE HASN’T GOTTIN ME ANYWHERE). 🙂 ”
First of all…. Dawg… Online dating is NOT the place for ebonics. Fo’ shizzle. Not that there is a ton of it… but “Imma”… Really? I weep for the future.
Secondly, and probably most importantly.. I’m pretty sure you can’t put a vagina in your mouth.. because really, it’s internal. There’s a lot of other crazy names for the stuff that is external, that I am not going to get into, because I am not your fucking health teacher.
And – no… girls will not love you forever for that.. What you are referring to is easy to come by. (no pun intended.. just a funny coincidence.)
Soon2BeCatLady 
” I’m pretty sure you can’t put a vagina in your mouth.. ”
Have you never seen Predator?
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true.
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i’ve read this three times now, and headed for the “delete” button three times now, but just can’t do it. the whole “Dawg … fo’ shizzle… i weep for the future…” part slays me. every time. thanks for the humor. it was desperately needed today.
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Aww.. glad to hear it. I had WAY more to say, but my unintentional “That’s What She Said” at the end stopped me dead in my tracks and laughing hysterically that I just couldn’t do it anymore. =)
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this is too funny! “I weep for the future” – the best
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