“I was looking through my holiday list and your name doesn’t have a note on if you were naughty or nice this year…so, if you’ve been good I’ll come down your chimney and stuff your stocking for X-mas, but if you’ve been naughty you’ll just have to settle for a spanking from me.”
Yeah.. I’m sure he’d gladly stuff my stocking. Probably even if I’ve been naughty. Why do these guys think messages like this are clever?
Oh- I love the holidays.
In case things get busy and I don’t get around to posting – I’d like to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas. I’m very lucky to have you as a reader, and appreciate you laughing along with me (or at me, I may never know..)
Soon2BeCatLady 
what the hell! lol. why do guys even think messages like that are appropriate?!
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What a charming man, he actually strikes up a sinister image of Santa as molester. Anyway, merry Xmas, STBCat Lady
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