I don’t know if I told you, but I have been on a leave of absence from OKCupid and POF .. and OH MY GOD I miss the crazy messages. I am bound to be back on there in the very near future, but in the meantime – I have lovely fans who send me their crazy messages. (For the record, I am trying out EHarmony.. but nothing crazy to report yet.. Apparently I am destined to end up with a painfully nerdy guy.)
Behold, perhaps the most beautiful poem ever:
“Relax I’m like a breath of fresh air nothing like a bad episode on Catfish I swear
I don’t wanna get in your pants or waste ya time not here to use play hurt you
I’m kinda shy scared to fly but I wanted to stop by to try and say more hi no lie
Lion king broke my heart Chivalry isn’t dead I be Batman you be Robin maybe
We can eat some hay make things out of clay lay by the bay like what do you say”
Soon2BeCatLady 
I thought it was simply beautiful 🙂 hahahaa
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Sometimes I can’t believe the crap I get.
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Someone just sent me this. Wat.
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Haha!
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Haha dude why did you put my message on here
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Dearest Marco,
1) It’s Dudette.. not dude.
2) If that was, indeed, your message, I put it on because I blog about stupid online dating messages and your message falls into this category.
3) I would advise reading the rest of the blog for other tips on what not to do.
4) Did someone tell you that I posted your message, or did you GOOGLE YOUR OWN FORM LETTER? …Don’t answer that…
❤ CatLady
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How…unique?
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