Poetry.. Deep, Deep Poetry.

15 May

I don’t know if I told you, but I have been on a leave of absence from OKCupid and POF  .. and OH MY GOD I miss the crazy messages.   I am bound to be back on there in the very near future, but in the meantime – I have lovely fans who send me their crazy messages.  (For the record,  I am trying out EHarmony.. but nothing crazy to report yet..  Apparently I am destined to end up with a painfully nerdy guy.)


Behold, perhaps the most beautiful poem ever:


“Relax I’m like a breath of fresh air nothing like a bad episode on Catfish I swear

I don’t wanna get in your pants or waste ya time not here to use play hurt you

I’m kinda shy scared to fly but I wanted to stop by to try and say more hi no lie

Lion king broke my heart Chivalry isn’t dead I be Batman you be Robin maybe

We can eat some hay make things out of clay lay by the bay like what do you say



7 Responses to “Poetry.. Deep, Deep Poetry.”

  1. datinginvegas May 15, 2013 at 7:07 am #

    I thought it was simply beautiful 🙂 hahahaa


  2. xspecial__k May 15, 2013 at 11:46 pm #

    Sometimes I can’t believe the crap I get.


  3. megan May 16, 2013 at 2:52 am #

    Someone just sent me this. Wat.


  4. marco May 21, 2013 at 9:24 pm #

    Haha dude why did you put my message on here


    • Soon2BeCatLady May 22, 2013 at 3:08 am #

      Dearest Marco,

      1) It’s Dudette.. not dude.

      2) If that was, indeed, your message, I put it on because I blog about stupid online dating messages and your message falls into this category.

      3) I would advise reading the rest of the blog for other tips on what not to do.

      4) Did someone tell you that I posted your message, or did you GOOGLE YOUR OWN FORM LETTER? …Don’t answer that…

      ❤ CatLady


  5. Kara June 7, 2013 at 1:59 am #



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