OKCupid’s Maximum Standards

16 May

Anything to prompt a response..

“Hello, I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for looks. You are easily a 9/10, and here on OkCupid we only allow a 6/10 maximum. Your account has been closed unless you reply to this message with your name, phone number, your favorite flower, how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth at once..(just curious)..and if you prefer Chinese or Italian cuisine. This is very serious business and I would advise you to not take my message lightly, or you might anger my boss Poseidon, the Lord of Seas. Thanks”

If you get this message, DON”T FALL FOR IT!!  OKCupid would never close your account for being so foxy.

 

3 Responses to “OKCupid’s Maximum Standards”

  1. tomato fan May 16, 2013 at 4:17 am #

    I know it’s a scam because my sexy self still has an account (that I barely touch).

    Like

  2. Manu May 16, 2013 at 10:26 am #

    HAHAHAHAHA Loved it!… Specially the cheetos question 😛 !!

    Like

  3. Suzie May 16, 2013 at 9:38 pm #

    You should have seen his sexy picture…he looked like he’d be more comfortable LARP-ing than dating.

    Like

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