I am not sure what to make of this first online dating message.. especially because it comes from someone who lives over 900 miles away.
“I think you are very beautiful and you have very attractive hands! You look like you give very strong neck massages. I bet you have a pretty firm handshakes ::love:: I would love to get a neck massage from you!”
Sure… let me just hop on a plane and get right on that.
Soon2BeCatLady 
I love your comments, they make me laugh. Thanks for sharing.
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i think ‘neck’ may be code word for ‘penis’ here
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9oo miles away…what a waste of time…alI I can think of is I’d like to wring your neck.
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Hmm…you should recommend a local massage place for him….weirdo!
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You should have told him they are strong enough to snap his neck like a chicken….
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Most probably a scammer and closer to 9000 miles away than 900.
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The man has a hand fetish and wants you to talk to him all about how strong and sensual your hands are so he can get off for free. Charge him to talk about this and he’ll either bite or disappear.
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The “firm handshakes” bit sounds so much creepier than the neck massages thing. Or is that just me?
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this just sounds weird… i think he does have a hand fetish! most men dont notice our hands! haha at least i didnt think they did!
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You are hilarious! Really enjoying myself reading your blog.
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