Looks Can Be Deceiving

17 Nov

I am not sure what to make of this first online dating message.. especially because it comes from someone who lives over 900 miles away.

“I think you are very beautiful and you have very attractive hands! You look like you give very strong neck massages. I bet you have a pretty firm handshakes ::love:: I would love to get a neck massage from you!”

Sure… let me just hop on a plane and get right on that.

10 Responses to “Looks Can Be Deceiving”

  1. datacheckdating November 17, 2013 at 9:28 am #

    I love your comments, they make me laugh. Thanks for sharing.


  2. littleredbek November 17, 2013 at 12:03 pm #

    i think ‘neck’ may be code word for ‘penis’ here


  3. Carol Balawyder November 17, 2013 at 1:36 pm #

    9oo miles away…what a waste of time…alI I can think of is I’d like to wring your neck.


  4. atrandom37 November 17, 2013 at 2:25 pm #

    Hmm…you should recommend a local massage place for him….weirdo!


  5. Dawn November 17, 2013 at 3:12 pm #

    You should have told him they are strong enough to snap his neck like a chicken….


  6. Chin Up, Chest High! November 17, 2013 at 3:12 pm #

    Most probably a scammer and closer to 9000 miles away than 900.


  7. The Dame Intl November 17, 2013 at 4:14 pm #

    The man has a hand fetish and wants you to talk to him all about how strong and sensual your hands are so he can get off for free. Charge him to talk about this and he’ll either bite or disappear.


  8. Ricardo November 17, 2013 at 5:29 pm #

    The “firm handshakes” bit sounds so much creepier than the neck massages thing. Or is that just me?


  9. whiskeyinateacupp November 17, 2013 at 11:20 pm #

    this just sounds weird… i think he does have a hand fetish! most men dont notice our hands! haha at least i didnt think they did!


  10. ann February 7, 2014 at 5:56 pm #

    You are hilarious! Really enjoying myself reading your blog.


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