I had not planned on blogging today, as it is Thanksgiving (for the USA-ers..) but since I hopped on to OKCupid and saw this in the activity feed — and it IS Thanksgiving — I figured it was worth a share.
This guy’s profile makes it very clear that he is a chef of some sort, as that is basically all he talks about. But I got a kick out of this line:
“I love fresh ingredients. If someone brings them to me, I will respect them and cook them for you.”
Which, of course, instantly made me think: “What if you have a disobedient avocado?”
After a lot more cooking talk, he ends his profile with “You should not message me if you’re a vegan. I ❤ pork.” I don’t recall vegans having anything against people who less-than-three pork.. I totally understand that he probably wouldn’t end up with someone who doesn’t eat meat.. but, throwing in “I love fresh meat!” would probably do the trick. 😉 (Haha.. even though I’d advise against that too!)
Hope you all have a safe and lovely Thanksgiving.
I believe the comment about not wanting a vegan as he loved pork was a double entendre…
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