Gotta Love Tinder

28 Feb

After swiping left on the guy who was probably the love of my life,  I got to have this fun Tinder conversation instead:

“So what are you looking for on here?”

“I set no expectations, and plan to be surprised.”

“So a friend with benefits could potentially be alright?  Just being forward.  That’s what I’m looking for.”

“Sorry.. that won’t be happening.”

“Not even if we were the last two left on earth?”

“I like to keep it classy and don’t do casual sexual relationships.. So, in that case – Correct, even if we were the last two people on Earth.”

“What if I have the best oral skills west of the Mississippi?”

“I wouldn’t know.”

“You’re missing out.”

“Are you sure?  If we were the last two people alive, you’d also have the *worst* oral skills west of the Mississippi..”

“I have to disagree.  I would be setting the bar.  There just wouldn’t be anyone that could raise it.”

“Yet, it’d still be the lowest bar.”

“And the highest.  So at that point I would just be average, not the best.”

“Okay, good.  So I’m not missing out then.”

“Yea, you definitely got me there.  Good work”

See – all you have to do is outsmart ’em.   And hope that the love of your life that you accidentally rejected finds another way to meet you.

10 Responses to “Gotta Love Tinder”

  1. Jennifer Cole February 28, 2014 at 7:59 am #

    Haha I love this! What is with guys these days asking for friends with benefits? So lame and cheap. I love your responses though! Hilarious

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  2. Dawn February 28, 2014 at 12:54 pm #

    LOL…I admire the fact that he gave you props.

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  3. bellevierge February 28, 2014 at 3:36 pm #

    Your recapped conversations always make me chuckle. You are simply brilliant.

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  4. theonlineofflineblog March 2, 2014 at 11:02 am #

    This is hilarious, I love how he tries but spectacularly fails to outsmart you.

    R x

    http://theonlineofflineblog.wordpress.com/

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  5. genderenvoy March 3, 2014 at 12:57 pm #

    How easy is it to block people on Tinder? I don’t have the app.

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  6. Blossom Brouillard March 3, 2014 at 5:49 pm #

    Nice comebacks!

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  7. meowlife March 7, 2014 at 1:09 pm #

    LOLL. Love this. Is it cruel if my favorite part of that app is messing with guys head when they are too forward?

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  8. meowlife March 7, 2014 at 1:10 pm #

    Reblogged this on meowcitylife and commented:
    Someone who shares my “love” for tinder:

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