After swiping left on the guy who was probably the love of my life, I got to have this fun Tinder conversation instead:
“So what are you looking for on here?”
“I set no expectations, and plan to be surprised.”
“So a friend with benefits could potentially be alright? Just being forward. That’s what I’m looking for.”
“Sorry.. that won’t be happening.”
“Not even if we were the last two left on earth?”
“I like to keep it classy and don’t do casual sexual relationships.. So, in that case – Correct, even if we were the last two people on Earth.”
“What if I have the best oral skills west of the Mississippi?”
“I wouldn’t know.”
“You’re missing out.”
“Are you sure? If we were the last two people alive, you’d also have the *worst* oral skills west of the Mississippi..”
“I have to disagree. I would be setting the bar. There just wouldn’t be anyone that could raise it.”
“Yet, it’d still be the lowest bar.”
“And the highest. So at that point I would just be average, not the best.”
“Okay, good. So I’m not missing out then.”
“Yea, you definitely got me there. Good work”
See – all you have to do is outsmart ’em. And hope that the love of your life that you accidentally rejected finds another way to meet you.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Haha I love this! What is with guys these days asking for friends with benefits? So lame and cheap. I love your responses though! Hilarious
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LOL…I admire the fact that he gave you props.
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Your recapped conversations always make me chuckle. You are simply brilliant.
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This is hilarious, I love how he tries but spectacularly fails to outsmart you.
R x
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How easy is it to block people on Tinder? I don’t have the app.
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Super easy
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Sweet 🙂
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Nice comebacks!
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LOLL. Love this. Is it cruel if my favorite part of that app is messing with guys head when they are too forward?
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Reblogged this on meowcitylife and commented:
Someone who shares my “love” for tinder:
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