If you’ve ever read me before – you understand that I certainly take this whole online dating thing with a grain of salt, and I do actually have a sense of humor about the whole thing. He didn’t read me that way.. so, in an effort to “Not take life soo serious,” I am posting this interaction, so we can all have a good laugh. (I’m sure he’ll understand..)
“I have a crazy big cock …pets hook up”
“Pets not.”
“Lol I mean I have a big cicken and I need him to hook up”
“I don’t know what a cicken is.. But again, I’ll pass.”
“Chicken**”
“Rooster aka a cock ….what do you live in a cave?”
“I prefer a cave to the barn you’re living in.” (Part of me did want to tell him that I live in the Bat Cave… but.. he wasn’t cool enough to know that.)
“Jees calm down pussy cat I’m just Fucking around”
“Were you raised to talk to complete strangers like that?” (Honestly, this wasn’t me being upset.. this was a legit question. I’m sure has a mother.)
“Omg you clearly have no sense of humor …Dude don’t take life soo serious …life’s too short”
“Life’s too short, so I should enjoy your big cock?” (Just curious..)
“Lol no I was just playing around..”
I’d be interested to hear if he gets any positive responses from his clearly hilarious opening line. As always, I’d suggest knowing a little bit more about your audience before pulling out humor such as this.
Soon2BeCatLady 
You mean at this point you weren’t questioning his parentage? 😉
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Haha.. smarty pants..
Yes, I was questioning his upbringing.. but if this was an in person conversation, it wouldn’t have been snotty.
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I’ll bet he wouldn’t have been rude in real life either. I don’t know what it is about the semi-anonymity of online dating that makes people act that way.
I’ve only ever had two women be rude to me when I’ve sent a “thanks but no thanks”. One replied “wot r u talkin bout? we got loadsa stuff n commn!!!!!! did u red my profyl????”
Clearly, command of the English language wasn’t one of them
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Hahahaha
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The best: “I have a big cicken and I need him to hook up”. What scares me is that this approach has probably gotten him laid in the past, which is why he still tries it. Yikes!
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It probably has. I was talking to a friend of mine a couple of days ago about his experiences online dating – he’s off there now because he is with someone but he said that he’d had a handful of women who were offering him sex before they’d even met (and he’s not the best looking bloke in the world) – you’re talking… the second or third message he’s asking them out for coffee and they’re asking whose place they will be going to afterwards for the groping.
It obviously works with some people!
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Reblogged this on Cupid is on vacation and commented:
These loosers are everywhere…,
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As a an, pets hook ups are my second favourite kind of hook ups.
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At least he used the correct form of too…
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