Oh, goody! It’s “Howl at the Moon” time again. Seriously, if this type of message has either worked on you, or for you- I would like to interview you at some point on the podcast. This just makes me shudder:
“Wow very sexy think me and you would have some great fun in and out of the bedroom love a sexy girl and was seeing if you were up to some fun tonight seeing where close by each other drinks and hot kinky play all night ill lick your tight wet kitty till you cream all over my mouth plus i think we’d hit it off have allot of fun on the regular even grab dinner or catch a basketball game just good friends who have allot of fun even take trips =)”
..Punctuation? What’s that?!..
To this guy, and many many others: YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!! Dating is not “If you sleep with me, we might go out to dinner and I might take you to fun things.” You go out to dinner, and take her to fun things, and IF YOU’RE LUCKY (Haha! Pun!) you might get some bedroom time. Keyword: MIGHT. — But probably not.
I still do not get why guys think that messages propositioning a stranger for sex is a good idea.. and why they think she’ll say yes. If she does say yes, she’s likely crazy, and I thought the saying was “Don’t put your dick in crazy.” If a woman wants to have sex, she will easily find that opportunity on her own.
Arghghghghghhghghghghgh!!
Soon2BeCatLady 
I would love to hear from someone this worked for…. I get these stupid messages. A lot.
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That seems to be all there is out there, that’s why I’m still single! I can take myself to fun places and buy nice dinners, LoL!
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So in the year and a half I have had very few of these literary geniuses contact me like this. I’m wondering what attracts these idiots? Is it the dating site you’re on? The age group? Your profile pic? Either way – keep em coming! lol
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I have found it to be all of the dating sites.. I’m 29, but I get these messages from all ages, and my photos are very G rated. *Shrugs*
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Lucky You! No idiot comments = No fun Blog! 🙂
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I don’t get any of that (or dick shots) either… always wondered why.
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So many guys seem to think the dating sites are free escort services. It’s pathetic.
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He did offer to go down on you which is a gentlemanly thing to do. It appears chivalry is not quite dead. Maybe your standards are too high. Ha ha ha, just kidding. Based on his near illiteracy alone I would suspect this Don Juan to be a poor match for any woman who desires a conversation of any kind. When she’s not having her kitty licked that is. Does getting messages like this on a regular basis cause you to develop a dim view of single men? All men? Men with penises? I would find it disheartening. But the comedy is gold.
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I’m stumped how this ever works for a guy. I’ve gotten them as well, mostly from men over 50. Have guys gotten so lazy that this is their only approach? I can’t imagine it works for them.
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And what is the deal with the no punctuation? It seems to be a growing profile trend for men.
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I’m in my 50’s and get them from guys under 35. I think it’s a numbers game for them. Odds are if they send it to enough women, one will respond with a “yes”. I’d be curious to know what this guy would do if someone called his bluff. That would mean he’s taking a stroll in crazy town. Think he’d back down?
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I have no idea what the hell that message meant. Was he hot though?
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I really enjoy your posts. Online dating is great but sure does bring out the nutters! I have a recent post on changing the stigma of cat lady which I would love you to read! Jxx
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