I Won’t Bother You Again

12 May

hi! nice profile you’re very very beautiful. im interested in meeting you, you seem real down to earth and like a friendly easy going person. we can get to know each other,, im looking to meet an honest, mature, open minded, and down to earth woman to get to know .we might get along i’m very chill and down to earth, laid back guy. you wont be disappointed believe me , im really attracted to you and i wanted to be as honest and direct as possible.. lets try it out ? we have nothing to loose… lets meet ,l think about it, we’re both single, lets take advantage of this opportunity. 😉 you can check out my profile and pictures and hit me up? ..lets get to know each other. if interested write back and let me know what you think? if not then please let me know so i dont stay waiting and wont bother you again, i’ll just move on. no big deal lol. hope to hear from you!! Im sorry for being so honest”

Because I wanted to prove that he is a bold faced liar, and not honest at all:

Oh.. No thanks. I’m not interested.”

hey looking for some good healthy protected se.x”

“You said in your first message to me that if I responded that I wasn’t interested, you wouldn’t bother me again. Why are you a liar?”

Dont you want se.x?”

I totally forgot that I am online dating because I am outrageously horny and absolutely desperate.   How lucky for me that this gentleman has come along! *eye roll*

5 Responses to “I Won’t Bother You Again”

  1. Blossom Brouillard May 12, 2014 at 2:57 pm #

    I adore men. But they can be so vapid sometimes! Then again, when the wrong organ is doing the thinking, maybe they just assume we’re idiots.

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  2. noyoupay May 12, 2014 at 6:33 pm #

    Did they all take the same writing class that teaches them to forget about punctuation all together? So many of them just write One. Long. Awful. Message.

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    • Ricardo May 18, 2014 at 4:32 pm #

      I guess that, much like the sex they’re offering, it’s just better to get it all over quickly.

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  3. lookingforapollo May 13, 2014 at 2:44 pm #

    I am utterly relieved by reading this post. Not that I want you to experience the agony of stupidity, but I thought that perhaps I, alone, had entered The Twilight Zone of online dating. Thanks for sharing…can’t wait to peruse your blog!

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  4. WinterInNYC May 19, 2014 at 11:51 pm #

    Hello, you are receiving this message because you are one of five writers that have been nominated by me for a Leibster Blog Award.
    Your blog came to mind when I was looking to pass it on because I’ve enjoyed your posts in the past and I knew I’d have fun reading your responses. If you decide not to participate no worries….I will continue to be a follower!
    My post, questions, and information on the award can be found at:
    http://winterinnyc.com/2014/05/19/i-may-be-single-but-my-_-_-_-_-is-a-catch/
    Have fun!
    WinterInNYC

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