Boob Pockets

22 Apr

Sometimes online dating messages aren’t creepy at all..  but this is NOT one of those times:

“I love you so much I want to take you skin and make it into a jacket.  Ps I would turn your boobs backwards and the would be really big pockets imagine the stuff I could fit into thos puppies!!!!!”

Cats.. I’m going to die alone with lots and lots of cats.

 

12 Responses to “Boob Pockets”

  1. Funfin April 23, 2014 at 12:34 am #

    Ha ha. Thanks for the laugh. Stick with the cats. Much better companions.

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    • noyoupay April 23, 2014 at 5:46 pm #

      Which Dating site are you on? LOL This is good stuff! I just got hit up by “Lettttmeeeeeeeeeegetuponnnndembuttcheekssssgurrrlllllllllllll ” for the second time.

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  2. Ann St. Vincent April 23, 2014 at 1:13 am #

    Oh my, that is really creepy. Ugh!

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  3. wineandwaffles April 23, 2014 at 1:40 am #

    What the F&#@!?!?

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  4. Chin Up, Chest High! April 23, 2014 at 7:40 am #

    10/10 for originality… everything else, not so much

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  5. shiftybananas April 23, 2014 at 8:13 am #

    Reblogged this on shiftybananas and commented:
    I couldn’t resist sharing. Absolutely hilarious.

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  6. misteroakley April 23, 2014 at 8:15 am #

    10/10 for creativity

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  7. Amy peppermintsea.com April 23, 2014 at 4:43 pm #

    Oh yes, stick with the cats!

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  8. Mesh Blog April 23, 2014 at 4:43 pm #

    Um. Wow? #NOPE

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  9. Mesh Blog April 23, 2014 at 4:53 pm #

    Um. Wow?

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  10. SillyG April 25, 2014 at 3:53 am #

    So did you respond!

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