The Whiskey Break-Dancer

20 May

I’m not saying this first online dating message is terrible..  It’s definitely unique, and could use a few minor tweaks..  But, interesting nevertheless:

“I have a batman shirt with a cape, and just to keep my boss in check I will show up in it instead of my uniform.  I once told I might have to leave early if I see my bat signal.  My last girlfriend was Carmen San Diego, and she left me for Waldo.

 She has my lava lamp, and I WANT it back but can’t find either of them.  I’m a free spirited guy, who follows his intuition.  I damn near cried laughing reading your profile, and it made my day.

 When I WAS 3 years old I played peek a boo with a cup and my penis.  

I still play, it’s just a bigger cup.  

I breakdance when I drink whiskey.  Which translates to I break furniture when I dance.  

I am studying to be a winner, because my parents didn’t raise a loser haha.  

What are your thoughts on people who block the whole aisle in a grocery store??”

I’m a little confused as to why he thought my profile was so funny – It’s actually pretty straight-laced.   If he could make it a little more specific, and remove the odd peek-a-boo game he felt so inclined to share – he might have a bit more luck.

I’ll give him this though:  Grocery aisle blocking is a problem, and might be what’s wrong with this world.  😉

7 Responses to “The Whiskey Break-Dancer”

  1. noyoupay May 20, 2014 at 4:59 am #

    You should totally go out with him! What do you have to loose besides maybe an hour of your time? Could be a riot…. Or possibly just fuel for a funny blog post 😉


  2. John Callaghan May 20, 2014 at 5:15 am #

    He’s either one of the more interesting guys you’ve come across or he’s out of his fucking mind. I’d be wary of any guy who talks about his penis right out of the gate. Or uses the word “penis.” Now I’ve got the word “penis” stuck in my head and I have to go to bed soon. I’ll probably have nightmares.


  3. Blossom Brouillard May 20, 2014 at 8:18 am #

    I agree.


  4. Chin Up, Chest High! May 20, 2014 at 8:41 am #

    Ok, this guy sounds funny and if nothing else you are going to have a really good laugh with him/ I agree with the others – go for it, what do you have to lose?


  5. Dating Fresh May 20, 2014 at 9:16 pm #

    Sounds like a form letter, which is why I suspect he found your profile funny when you don’t believe it is. Sounds like a real character! Bold too. 🙂


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