What a suave form letter:
“Not gonna lie.You’re a beautiful, young woman and obviously you’ve accomplished a lot in your short life. (I find this especially funny as he is younger than me..) But there’s also something accessible and human that comes through. It’s like: even Batman takes shits. I would love to chat with you. Please, let me know if you want to or not. :)”
Did he just basically tell me that I am Batman.. and make reference to pooping?
Soon2BeCatLady 
Marry him.
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Standard chat-up line. First praise, then ask for something undemanding in return. Yawn. Seemingly it still works. Last line clearly indicates his being on the rebound. Snore.
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Got to add: he probably pasted those lines into a hundred emails in the last 24 hours. What makes it clear to me is that he mentions nothing specific about you; it’s all ego-flattering generalities. I find myself wondering if it’s a catfish. Have you googled his pictures?
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Fail.
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I gotta say, I kinda appreciate the Batman reference! And he’s not wrong…even Batman poops.
That being said, maybe if he had mentioned, oh I dunno…ANYTHING specific about you, he would have been memorable for the right reasons, instead of because he made you picture Batman sitting on the toilet (because you know you did).
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Agreed – anything specific and it would have been a good message.
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Your blog makes me laugh so hard.
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Copy and Paste style messages are trying to get more and more sophisticated– it is particularly annoying when they insert key words from your profile in an attempt to look original!! The more specific about your interests and lifestyle you are the harder it is for copy and pasters to do this and the easier it is for people to start a genuine conversation 🙂
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