As a woman on the internet, I get a lot of messages that are very complimentary towards me. Sometimes I “have an awesome profile” and other times I’m “gorgeous.” I always feel it necessary to send, at very least, a thank you. It’s nice when someone goes out of their way to compliment you.
“You’re gorgeous”
“Aww, thank you!”
“You’re welcome. :-)”
We very well could have ended our conversation here. That was certainly my intent. But, something inspired him to write again:
“I wish I could bury my face between your legs”
WHY DO MEN FIND THIS ACCEPTABLE TO SEND TO A WOMAN!?!?!?!? I assume the mindset is “I’d love it if a woman told me she wanted to spend some time between my legs.” Most of us females don’t find that a turn-on from a complete stranger. (Or even not complete strangers.) I’m going to encourage you NOT to send that type of message to someone on the internet.
I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to this. I could have ignored it, but then the blog wouldn’t be as entertaining.
“I have a court order against using men’s heads as a thigh master. I’m NOT going back to prison!”
“Lmao”
“Love the humor though”
All I can think of now is Prison Mike, from “The Office.”
I feel bad for any future sons that I may have. I’m pretty sure “Mama CatLady” is going to sit down with them after high school graduation and discuss what is appropriate and not appropriate to discuss with complete strangers. I think it’s safe to assume that this 27 year old’s mother (and many other mothers out there..) never did that:
“I bet you have a tasty pussy.”
There were oh-so many places I could go with this..
I apologize that this is a long one, (That’s what he said.) but after reading it aloud to some friends, I am convinced it needs to be shared. I am not normally in the market to mess with people.. but, sometimes you need to fight crazy with crazier… You’ll see.
This is easily one of my top ten posts on this blog, if not top five. You’d really be doing yourself a disservice if you don’t click to read more!
Soon2BeCatLady 