I Don’t Want to Brag..

6 Jul


my name is David. im living in memomenie.  (I’m pretty sure that’s not what it’s called..)

well i have read your profile and watch your photos. (Oh geez, David!  I hope it didn’t take you too long to watch them.  They don’t move, or anything.)

i would like to know more about you.  you’re seems to be a awesome woman.  Exactly what im looking for.  (Wow..  first guy ever looking for an awesome woman!)

i dont want to brag about my self, but im one of the smartest person on earth.  (Are you sure?  I’m confused..)  Im nice and know how to take care of a woman.

im here for a serious short term relationship.  i think its not really realistic to commit for a long term without know somebody deeply.  

The % of match is a good so lets try to know each other.

looking forward to read you”

My brain hurts!   Given he can’t spell the city he claims to be from (Menomonie, WI.) and lack of English skills, (which I find entertaining since he is one of the smartest person on the planet..) I am going to guess today’s suitor is actually from Nigeria.

Maybe I’m wrong.. he probably does rank up there with Stephen Hawking, and the like.

3 Responses to “I Don’t Want to Brag..”

  1. Julie Cacher July 8, 2015 at 2:34 pm #

    Wouldn’t you love to see the office these guys are working out of?


    • Soon2BeCatLady July 9, 2015 at 1:39 am #

      Oh my goodness, a million times yes. And also read their messages aloud to the group and get reaction.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Julie Cacher July 9, 2015 at 1:42 am #

        It’s too funny…except when I think of the poor people who get duped.


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