I’ve Been Waiting My Whole Life For You!

1 Feb

Timehop reminded me today that a year ago, before Tinder limited your likes and charged you by age, that I was swiping right for everyone.  Because I am both a confident woman, and perhaps insane, I greeted my matches with “I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”    (Hey.. you never know!  I kind of wish I had the guts to do this in person!)

The responses (at least for the first day that Timehop has shown me) are pretty funny:

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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”

“Ha u will need to wait longer”

“I like every profile”

Be real”

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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”

“Wow.  Hahahaha.  I feel like you should get something better than me if you waited so long.”

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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”

“And I you.  Welcome to destiny!”

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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”

“I think you are the first girl to message me there must be something wrong with you.”

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“There you are! I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”

“How does it feel to find me?”

“There’s a huge weight lifted off my shoulders!”

“What are you going to do now?”

“I’m going to Disney World!”

“Or my apartment.  It’s been called Disney world before.”

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“I’ve been waiting my entire life for you!”

“Wow that’s really good luck then!”

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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”

“Soo you love me?”

“No.”

“Let’s bang.”

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“It’s you! I’ve been waiting my entire life for you!”

“If I had a nickel..”

“Then you’d have a nickel?”

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“I’ve been waiting my entire life for you!”

“hope i don’t disappoint.  (914)###-####”

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“There you are! I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”

“Boobs?”

“Oh, you have boobs?  Nevermind.”

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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”

“Hahaa hard line to follow.. but yes ma’am, at your servicce.  When can I start?”

“Right now.”

“Lay it on me honey toast.”

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2 Responses to “I’ve Been Waiting My Whole Life For You!”

  1. desertdates February 4, 2016 at 8:54 am #

    Honey toast?

    Like

  2. butimbeautiful February 15, 2016 at 6:41 am #

    That’s funny. With a line like that, at least you got people with a sense of humour:)

    Like

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