Timehop reminded me today that a year ago, before Tinder limited your likes and charged you by age, that I was swiping right for everyone. Because I am both a confident woman, and perhaps insane, I greeted my matches with “I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!” (Hey.. you never know! I kind of wish I had the guts to do this in person!)
The responses (at least for the first day that Timehop has shown me) are pretty funny:
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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“Ha u will need to wait longer”
“I like every profile”
“Be real”
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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“Wow. Hahahaha. I feel like you should get something better than me if you waited so long.”
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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“And I you. Welcome to destiny!”
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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“I think you are the first girl to message me there must be something wrong with you.”
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“There you are! I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“How does it feel to find me?”
“There’s a huge weight lifted off my shoulders!”
“What are you going to do now?”
“I’m going to Disney World!”
“Or my apartment. It’s been called Disney world before.”
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“I’ve been waiting my entire life for you!”
“Wow that’s really good luck then!”
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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“Soo you love me?”
“No.”
“Let’s bang.”
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“It’s you! I’ve been waiting my entire life for you!”
“If I had a nickel..”
“Then you’d have a nickel?”
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“I’ve been waiting my entire life for you!”
“hope i don’t disappoint. (914)###-####”
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“There you are! I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“Boobs?”
“Oh, you have boobs? Nevermind.”
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“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“Hahaa hard line to follow.. but yes ma’am, at your servicce. When can I start?”
“Right now.”
“Lay it on me honey toast.”
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Soon2BeCatLady 
Honey toast?
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That’s funny. With a line like that, at least you got people with a sense of humour:)
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