More from the CatLady files of telling every match on Tinder that I’ve been waiting my whole life for them:
“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“For me? And whys that?”
“Because I knew you would turn up eventually.”
“You’re kind of like a psychic!”
*
“I’ve been waiting my entire life for you!”
“Oh my god me too!”
“You’ve been waiting for yourself? That’s weird.”
“It’s only weird if you make it.”
“I make everything weird.”
“Just the tip isn’t weird!”
*
“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“Are you a cuddler”
“Aren’t most women?”
“Do you prefer a well endowed man?”
*
“It’s YOU! I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!!”
“Get in line hunny ’cause I’m the main act.”
“Oh.”
“You’re first in line though. Hi, I’m Brian. Nice to meet you.”
*
“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you! Where have you been all my life!?”
“Around. Moderately busy. I do a lot of laundry.”
*
“I’ve been waiting my whole life for you!”
“This is usually where I bail”
*
“I’ve been waiting my entire life for you!”
“Oh?”
“What took you so long???”
“Traffic was crazy”
“Okay. I forgive you.”
*
Soon2BeCatLady 
I like the sound of the laundry guy 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
There’s some potential in some of those boys. Give, Laundry, Traffic and Brian a chance.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Damn my errant comma. 😦
LikeLike