“i can play your body like a finely tuned instrument – either the most pristine acoustic or highly charged electric instrument… i guarantee at least 2 climaxes for you. and i’ll leave quietly when we are done – it’s up to you let me know if we should meet again after that. 😉
if you are interested in a passionate and unforgettable experience, please give me a call at ***-***-****.”
I find it quite interesting that he thinks he can guarantee such things.. but I am sure this is another form letter. Is he not afraid of STDs?? I certainly would be..
Soon2BeCatLady 
Isn’t it sad that they think this will work? And how sad that there are so many of these… I’d rather sit home with a glass of wine and my dogs…
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what’s sad is that it will get responses. i like the choice of “climaxes” as opposed to “orgasms”. at least the form letter writer is using his/it’s synonym dictionary =)
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