A very long time ago, I expressed to you all that I had a photo of me as a mime. This still holds true today – I don’t actually mime, but a friend of mine needed a body for a photo project, and that turned out to be me. The photos are very artistic and neat, and what the heck? Back then, I had received one message which I still have in my OKCupid inbox.
For kicks, I added a different mime photo from that shoot onto another online dating profile of mine.. and my poor sweet computer near got a shower of soda after I read the following message I received today:
“do you give real hand jobs or just mime them??”
Hahahahahaha!!!! Only the best imaginary ones EVER.
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I cannot believe there is more to the story.. AFTER posting, I looked at this guy’s page.. This is Adam… from way back in the day on a different dating website.. Oh. My. God.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Someone should warn him you also like to play mime games. As well as your lifelong ambition to write a book on nursery mimes. What about the time you did jail mime for that mime you committed? Sprite is your favorite soda because it’s lemon mime. Your favorite number is mime. Look at the mime, I should ready get ready for bed.
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