Boobs.

22 Aug

For the record, this is not a message that came to me, personally.. but it has been something I have been meaning to blog about, and when I got a request from a Twitter buddy today – I figured it was time.

“What’s up with those pics with your tits hanging out? Are you a whore?”

Guys –  obviously girls have boobs..  that’s half the reason you like us to begin with.   What you may or may not already know is this:   Girls don’t get a say in the size of boobs they have, unless they have them surgically altered, which costs a lot of money.   From what I understand,  if a girl’s rack has been surgically altered,(at least in the case of making them bigger..)  I hear they are very eager to share that information.  (I wouldn’t know, personally.)

Unless we dress like nuns, I am sorry – there is going to be some cleavage.  This does not make us whores.  This doesn’t make us easy.   Clothes (summer clothes especially) are not designed to keep us entirely covered.

When using an online dating photo as indication if a girl would be “DTF” or not,  err on the side of doubt.   Unless the girl is pictured literally in her bra, bending over,  pushing the girls together making the most seductive face you’ve ever seen – likely she isn’t necessarily on OKCupid for the sheer purpose of getting laid.    If you do see said photo –  I would reverse google search that puppy, cuz you’re probably dealing with a spam bot.

Behave yourself – or we will resort to dressing like nuns.  ALL of us.   Right, girls?

 

5 Responses to “Boobs.”

  1. Belle Vierge August 22, 2012 at 2:32 am #

    Um, when did we become the same person?

    I literally just blogged about this a few hours ago. I usually don’t put a big, glaring link back to my own blog in my comments, but this is too coincidental. Mine has stronger language, though…

    http://virginconfessions20s.blogspot.com/2012/08/my-big-boobs-my-business.html

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    • Soon2BeCatLady August 22, 2012 at 2:37 am #

      I’ve been meaning to post mine for awhile.. and then someone Twitter requested it..
      I have also seen a LOT of tweets today about boobs.. must just be on everyone’s mind today!

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  2. kellig August 22, 2012 at 5:05 am #

    what is a dtf?

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    • Soon2BeCatLady August 22, 2012 at 10:56 am #

      Haha… urban dictionary will soon become your best friend. =)

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  3. dramafreepaul August 22, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

    Now you have me thinking about boobs, again;)

    Sounds like another comment from another asshole doing what he does best, which is being an asshole.

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