I find it hilarious when guys clearly in high school are on Tinder posing as 27 years old and up. They’ve got their senior picture up, a prom pic, sports pics and sometimes even a picture of themselves in their letter jacket.
I mutually matched with one (as I am currently swiping right for everyone).. and couldn’t help myself:
“Hahaha!!! You’re not 28!”
“That’s correct haha idk how to change it”
“You have to change your age on Facebook to your actual age.”
“Fuck, well that’s way too much work lol.”
“Why are you on here? What are you looking for?”
“Sex.”
“You are very clearly in high school.. No one my age is going to believe that you are over the age of 18, let alone sleep with you.”
“Jeesuz fucking Christ lady I’m not in high school those pictures are old I don’t go on fb often and I have a much better chance than you do fat ass damn, told you I’m on here for sex not to bullshit and you act like everyone on here is your age fuckin dumbass.”
(Nice period at the end of that run on sentence, Buddy!)
“Haha! Better chance. That’s funny. You’re adorable. Good luck!”
“Just made plans to fuck a 22 year old on my way as we speak. Lose weight and you won’t need tinder, guys are shallow.”
“I don’t need Tinder now, but thanks for your input. Be sure to let the 22 year old know she’s probably going to jail.”
“You’re fucking retarded I’M IN COLLEGE” (I would love to read the essay that got him accepted..)
“College guys wouldn’t be worked up over what a 29 year old ‘old bag’ is saying..”
And crickets.. Hahahaha! I guess he’s acting like he’s in college now?
Soon2BeCatLady 
Boys…lol
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I have seen this myself! Silly boy, don’t lie about your age!
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It is likely Normandale, Century College or perhaps even some third rate online college, or better yet, he is one of those underwhelming and annoying high school students that somehow was allowed to take classes at the local community college while a senior.
His thesis likely looked something like this: I like college very much. It is my goal to get in to a good collage like becuz its needed to have like a good life and stuff. My dad went to college to and thats where he meat my mom for the first time while at like this party. She didn’t finish school because she got knocked up from my dad and that taut me not to want to be like my dad and get women that way….(drones on relentlessly for 3 more paragraphs)…and that is why I think its a good thing I want to get more educated
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Can totally relate! Thanks for the chuckle!
Indigo Blue
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