What’s a Sloppy Toppy?

28 Mar

And, of course, more fun in online dating:

“Give that sloppy toppy?”

I have no idea what sloppy toppy means.. I have a feeling I should probably be offended, but I am not sure why.

“What?”

“hey do you live on a chicken farm by chance”

He didn’t answer my question, but I’m invested at this point to at least see what on earth he’s going to say.   I figured most girls probably tell him no, considering we’re in a non-farm area..

“Yes.”

“Oh bc u sure know how to raise a cock”

Ba dum bum.

 

7 Responses to “What’s a Sloppy Toppy?”

  1. beanie March 28, 2014 at 1:47 pm #

    I had to look up “sloppy toppy” in urban dictionary. Not as bad as some of the weird slang people use…

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  2. John Callaghan March 28, 2014 at 2:29 pm #

    If I had moves like that when I was single I would have slayed all the ladies.

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  3. Chin Up, Chest High! March 28, 2014 at 7:21 pm #

    And these are adult males contacting you, yes? Over the age of puberty and all that stuff…?

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    • Soon2BeCatLady March 28, 2014 at 7:31 pm #

      Yes.. Late twenties, early thirties.

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      • Chin Up, Chest High! March 28, 2014 at 8:04 pm #

        Sad… it must work sometimes or they wouldn’t try it!

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      • Soon2BeCatLady March 28, 2014 at 8:08 pm #

        ADude argued that this guy specifically was likely going for reaction.

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  4. nixxy May 8, 2015 at 12:30 am #

    lol sloppy toppy is when a girl sucks a dude up then they have sex. i have no simple way to put it.

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