And, of course, more fun in online dating:
“Give that sloppy toppy?”
I have no idea what sloppy toppy means.. I have a feeling I should probably be offended, but I am not sure why.
“What?”
“hey do you live on a chicken farm by chance”
He didn’t answer my question, but I’m invested at this point to at least see what on earth he’s going to say. I figured most girls probably tell him no, considering we’re in a non-farm area..
“Yes.”
“Oh bc u sure know how to raise a cock”
Ba dum bum.
Soon2BeCatLady 
I had to look up “sloppy toppy” in urban dictionary. Not as bad as some of the weird slang people use…
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If I had moves like that when I was single I would have slayed all the ladies.
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And these are adult males contacting you, yes? Over the age of puberty and all that stuff…?
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Yes.. Late twenties, early thirties.
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Sad… it must work sometimes or they wouldn’t try it!
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ADude argued that this guy specifically was likely going for reaction.
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lol sloppy toppy is when a girl sucks a dude up then they have sex. i have no simple way to put it.
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