I hate it when someone sends a first online dating message with a yes or no question. So much so, that I rarely respond. However, I was curious to see where he was going with this:
“Do you like whales?”
“Sure.”
“Wanna humpback at your place then?”
I’ll give him a point for cleverness, even though I doubt it was an original. But, of course, my answer was:
“Oh.. No, thank you. I doubt you have a large enough harpoon for such things.”
He either was going for reaction, or hates that I am funnier than he is. Our interaction stopped completely after that.
I promise there are normal people online dating too, they are just no fun to write about.
Soon2BeCatLady 
My fave opening line was ‘tits are rolling, lets go bowling’. No idea if actually wanted to bowl but it got a chuckle out of me
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Hahaha!!
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I know this is an old post of yours, but having so much fun procrastinating my work reading about your adventures! Love your wit and the last line “I promise there are normal people online dating too, they are just no fun to write about.”; is so true, they are just too normal/boring!
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