My Favorite Position

23 Jul

I was starting to think for awhile that my blog had finally worked, and the world was free of stupid online dating messages..  But, apparently the weirdos were just on hiatus.

“What’s your favorite position?”

I know what you’re thinking.. He couldn’t possibly be asking what it sounded like.

“Hmm..  Well, I enjoyed my time in management.”   (CatLady Fun Fact:  I used to work in management.)

“Lol”

I gave him a little bit of time to be more clever than that.. but, when I realized that wasn’t going to happen:

“Oh!  I’m sorry.  I think I misunderstood your question.  My REAL answer is:  It’s a tie between Quarterback and Tight End.”  

“Lmao!”

Might I please express my strong dislike for stupid responses such as “LOL” and “LMAO”?   am trying to have a conversation here.

“I’m glad you’re amused.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you”

 

Weird…  Anger Font strikes again.   Oh well.   Next!

 

 

 

3 Responses to “My Favorite Position”

  1. zebrawoman July 23, 2014 at 2:06 pm #

    I think position depends on the penis size and shape.

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  2. MeAndDating July 25, 2014 at 4:19 pm #

    I think if you’re gagging for it the bloody position doesn’t matter…. 🙂

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  3. singlegirlwoes July 27, 2014 at 6:13 am #

    Been down that road too many times…he wanted to sext with you. The banter you came up with was extremely funny and obviously way over this guys head! Next!!! Lol

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