Dirty Old Man

5 Aug

I’ve grown to expect gross messages from young hornballs, but it still boggles my mind when someone who could easily be my father based on age sends something disgusting..   Aren’t we supposed to mature with age?

Please guys, strive not to be the dirty old pervert.


“Do you ever just want to get laid good for a day or two?”

“Aren’t you old enough to now better than to ask such a thing to a lady?”

For those of you that didn’t catch that – my response should have indicated that I wasn’t amused and the conversation shouldn’t continue.

“You look like a girl that would like a good wild fuck.”

I understand that not many of you know who I am, or what I look like – but I assure you, I don’t come across that way at all – online or in the real life.

“Well, Pops.. Looks can be deceiving.”

“You’re awfully picky for a fat girl”

Haha!  Bash in a male’s ego and regardless of age, he’ll try to offend you by calling you fat.

“But only one of us really has a shot at getting laid by a stranger from the internet.. And spoiler alert:  It’s not you.”

“It ain’t you either weirdo”

“Lucky for me, that’s not what I’m looking for.   Anything else you care to try to offend me with?”

“Look at you wash your face little [conservative/liberal] piglet”
(In reference to [conservative/liberal] — Pick your favorite – I’m not getting into it on here..  This blog is politically neutral.)

“Well, that’s probably the most offensive so far, as not one fat ounce of me is [conservative/liberal].   Have a good rest of your life, Sir.”


Gentlemen – if nothing else, learn how to respect the “fairer” sex.  You’ll have much better luck all around.



10 Responses to “Dirty Old Man”

  1. Ann St. Vincent August 5, 2014 at 4:36 am #

    Wow. I’m sorry. Dickheads come in all ages, sadly. I’ve met some incredibly dirty older men. Doesn’t seem to mellow with age, with some of them!


  2. Cinnamon August 5, 2014 at 4:37 am #

    Yep I get the fat insult many times when they get rejected. Lame


  3. Martyn Lee August 5, 2014 at 11:36 am #

    I would hope that there are some men out there that have learned things such as boundaries, common sense and decency. Or at very least politeness.


  4. zadiezepernick August 5, 2014 at 1:43 pm #

    Oy. I occasionally get messages from older men, but thankfully not anything like that. Usually it’s something saying hello, and then a nearly identical message within two days when I’ve never responded to the first. Didn’t work the first time, won’t be working now!


  5. zebrawoman August 5, 2014 at 3:30 pm #

    UGH! Nothing worse than an old pig!!


  6. MeAndDating August 5, 2014 at 4:32 pm #

    Other men embarrass me; so many use their personalities as contraceptives.


  7. humptydumpty25 August 5, 2014 at 5:47 pm #

    My favorite has been “do you have any hobbies, other than taking pictures of yourself?” Nice opening line….


  8. singlegirlwoes August 6, 2014 at 4:15 am #

    Zadie…me too!!!!!


  9. Matthew Solem August 20, 2014 at 12:13 pm #

    Yep, sometimes you can face to someone ugly. My friend told me a lot of funny stories about perverts she met on dating sites. Anyone advise a good dating site, please. I know only originclub.com. There are lots of good interesting people.


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